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Joe and I saw a “Senior Financial Advisor” (or some related position) from TD Bank discussing the latest interest cuts on CBC Newsworld.  His explanation for why interest rate cuts stimulate the economy: at practically 0% interest, you might as well just spend your money instead of save it.

Wonder whether he got his degree from this guy.

I just saw this “Take Out Menu Organizer” from Thinkgeek.

I wonder whether the people who make this even realize that a place like Dauphin exists.  *sigh*

(Our take out menu organizer, by the way, is the magnet that holds the most recent Pizza Hut flyer on the fridge.)

And you wonder why we drink so many smoothies.

1. RETIRED – when you wake up, you have the freedom to decide that you don’t want to get out of bed because whether or not you do anything, the bills are still paid through your passive sources of income.

2. RICH – when you wake up, you have the freedom to do anything you want to do, and money is no object.

 . . . Harder still to make noise.” ~ Page/Robertson

My new favourite lyrics.  Forgive me for saying too much or too little as I challenge myself to live up to them.  It’s a delicate balance.

I have just now read an article at consumerist.com that gives 15 ways to save money when shopping for groceries. We do not hold saving money as our primary concern when shopping for groceries, but the desire to save money does inform our decision-making when our other basic rules don’t do the job, so we don’t always follow all consumerist.com’s rules. Unless saving money is your top priority, I don’t think you should follow these rules blindly either. Let’s go item-by-item:

1. Make a list and stick to it. Lists focus your shopping and are the single best way to save money.
   I strongly prefer to do this, not just to save money, but because grocery shopping is not a pleasurable task for me. I don’t hate it, but I also don’t particularly like it; I do it because it needs doing. A list is a way to know when I’ve done enough shopping. Not only that, making the list at home encourages us to think about what we are going to eat, not only to buy just enough, but also to be sure we plan to eat what we buy. I strongly dislike wasting food by letting it rot. Since we travel so often, we need to be especially careful about this in the 3-4 days before we plan to leave. The fact those who make a list tend to buy fewer impulse items, which helps them spend less is a happy side-effect.
2. Compare unit pricing, not box size. As with good things, good prices sometimes come in small packages.
   Since we shop 2-3 times per week, we tend to buy smaller quantities at a time anyhow, which means I only reach for larger quantities of non-perishable items when the unit price of the larger package is considerably lower. Buying smaller quantities of items means buying them more often, which means storing less at home and more easily taking advantage of deep sales.
3. If you only need a handful of items, use a basket, not a cart. Empty space cries to be filled.
   I like to do even more: we have made the ecologically-minded choice of reusable cloth shopping bags. We take 2-4 bags with us, fill them, then stop. If I can’t carry my groceries around the store, I surely won’t find it easy to carry them home. While I don’t believe that I need to fill empty space in a cart, I do know that I eat all the food in front of me, so I can’t claim to be entirely immune to this psychological phenomenon.
4. If it’s not on your list, don’t pick it up. According to Paco Underhill in Why We Buy: “Virtually all unplanned purchases…come as a result of the shopper seeing, touching, smelling, or tasting something that promises pleasure, if not total fulfillment.”
   While I don’t follow this rule in a draconian fashion, I do strongly question everything we pick up that isn’t on the list. I know this annoys Sarah, and I understand that the question “Do we really need this?” sounds condescending, but the technique works.
5. Shop at the edge of the store. That’s where the healthier, cheaper items hide.
   For me, this is a health-minded choice, rather than a wallet-minded choice. The only items we purchase regularly from the stacks include vegetable broth, canned tuna, turbinado sugar, spices, canned tomatoes for chili, honey, peanut butter, cleaning supplies, storage bags and paper products. We just don’t buy processed snack food or pop anymore, and I don’t miss them.
6. Disavow brand loyalty and swear allegiance to the lowest price.
   This is one area where our desire for good products trumps our desire to save money. If we know the cheaper product is inferior and we care about that, we buy the better product, such as when we spend $15/pound on Kicking Horse Coffee. We also buy local products where we can, which represents a longer-term saving strategy, including Giguere Farms honey (Winnipeg isn’t local, but it’s more local than the US). That said, we are not loyal to brands, but rather loyal to products that give us something great beyond the price. If Kicking Horse Coffee started to suck, we would buy Folgers. If Giguere Farms moved to Montana, we’d buy something else. In all other cases, we tend to go with the lowest-priced product that we don’t know we can enjoy.
7. Consider generics. You usually get the same quality, without the unnecessary branding.
   Since we buy mostly produce, this doesn’t concern us as much as it used to. We do like to buy bread baked in-store.
8. Learn to love coupons. With practice, you can buy almost $150 worth of stuff for $5.
   I’m not a coupon kind of guy, because too often coupons require me to buy products I wouldn’t ordinarily buy. Rather than focusing on coupons, I like to keep my list flexible enough that I can take advantage of sale prices. If we have “berries” on the list, and blackberries are on sale, I might buy more blackberries than raspberries. Perhaps we are missing out on coupons, but given the items we tend to buy, I don’t think the potential savings are anywhere near 97%.
9. Make one big shop, rather than several small ones. You’ll save on gas while inoculating against wasteful spending.
   We save on gas the old-fashioned way: we walk. This means we buy less, get a little more exercise, and think more about what we buy.
10. Buy from bulk bins. Why pay for packaging and marketing when you can reach right in and scoop out exactly what you need?
    We don’t buy much of the stuff you find in bulk bins, but when we want nuts and seeds, we head to the bulk bins.
11. Check your receipt. Don’t let an errant scan ruin your hard work.
    We shop at Safeway, who have a “club card” program, which essentially gives lower prices to anyone willing to fill out an application form for a card. Occasionally the point-of-sale system registers the regular price, rather than the club price. I try to pay attention. Given that we shop more often and buy less stuff, I find it relatively easy to remember the low Club prices and notice when the point-of-sale system has the wrong price. It’s harder to do that when you buy $250 worth of groceries at once. We buy less, we spend less on errant prices.
12. Shop alone. Science shows that we spend more when we’re with company.
    Sarah and I go to the store together, but shop separately: I take half the list, and she takes the other half. I find we spend less time in the store that way.
13. Track your spending so you can see what’s eating your money. Committed receipt hawks can spot price cycles to help guide their shopping.
    We have tracked all our spending at points in the past, per the recommendation of the classic Your Money or Your Life. We haven’t done this recently, mostly because we have kept our spending well under control the past year. We might benefit from doing this again, especially since we travel so much and we might find it easy to spend “in vacation mode” while on the road, even though when I work, we don’t exacly find ourselves on vacation!
14. Eat a meal before shopping. Shopping on a full stomach tamps down impulse spending and keeps you focused on your list.
    I have never been concerned about this. If anything, when I’m hungry, I want to buy exactly those things I want to eat right now, then leave the store. This helps me buy less, not more.
15. Shop without a car. Nothing limits spending like knowing you’ll have to carry your goods home.
    I find it sad that they have this tip last. I would put it first. Nothing limits spending in general like not having tens cubic meters of space to put all the crap you might buy, groceries or otherwise.

I hope you have found this useful. Take care, and I wish you efficient shopping!

There was a great post on Treehugger recently that I’ve bookmarked for more serious contemplation.

Although they may be neither popular, nor well known, there are alternatives to the two major housing options of “buy” vs. “rent.”  It seems like every day I personally vacillate between wanting to live in a Parisian apartment overlooking local markets and wanting to live on a lakefront, almost cottage-y property.  In the first case, we’d walk everywhere we needed to go and in the second case we’d generate our own electricity and grow some of our own food.  I just can’t decide whether I want to live with people or get the heck away from them.

We’ll likely be where we are for some time to come, but Dauphin was always a calculated, strategic move.  So far it has pretty much worked according to plan.  We’re closing on houses #8 and #9 on August 1, and our rental income will provide more than we need to live comfortably there.  And for the total cost of all 9 houses we’ve purchased, we still would have been only able to buy the most entry-level of entry-level homes in Toronto. (And, that would be with us paying for the privilege of ownership, not being paid enough that we don’t have to work!)

As I said to Joe last night, although yes, we can consider ourselves “retired” from traditional careers, our “job” right now is to figure out where we really want to live next and how we will be able to afford it.  It’s not as easy as you might think, and you really do need to be semi-retired before you can tackle that task; you can’t know what you really want out of living when don’t yet have the freedom to just “live.”

If I were still tutoring, I would be too busy and preoccupied to really think about what I wanted out of a house, community or local environment.  How was I to know, for example, that I really don’t mind “cooking*” when my previous life was arranged in such a way that preparing food was nothing but a huge inconvenience?  When I had taken probably less than a dozen baths in my whole adult life (and had never seen Joe take a single one!), how was I to know that we would treasure our jacuzzi tub?  There is a lot you discover about yourself when you stop “working” and start doing what might be work for some, but is really just an activity for you.

That’s why I don’t think of it as a “failure” that Dauphin won’t be the place we live for the next 30 years.  Rather, moving somewhere that is decidedly not our retirement paradise was the smartest thing we ever did:

• We had no illusions or unrealistic expectations of the perfect life.  (It was a stop along the way – another phase of the plan.)
• We chose to move solely based on finances (including of course our required amenities and necessities) so there is less of an emotional attachment to where we live.  (Leaving Toronto was emotionally so much tougher than leaving Dauphin will ever be.)
• We put ourselves in the best position to figure out what we really wanted, and didn’t assume we already knew what that was. (How could “Rat Race Rainsbergers” even pretend to know what “Retired Rainsbergers” want or need out of life?)
• Although it wasn’t part of the original plan, travel is such a huge part of our lives that we can somewhat experience and compare locations.  Two weeks ago we were in Ireland and I’m writing this now from Malvern, PA. In August and September alone we’re projected to be in Dauphin, Winnipeg, Toronto, Oshawa, “the cottage,” Brampton, Niagara Falls (ON and NY), Chicago, Turkey, the Netherlands and Costa Rica. If we can’t find something we like, it sure isn’t from a lack of trying!

And, if home ownership in Dauphin means we get to travel like this, then maybe there’s even something to be said for not doing too much of your “living” where you live!

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* – I still hate “cooking” and will refuse to prepare anything that involves the actual cooking of meat. And, much fewer of our meals are actually “cooked” now since we’ve been eating a lot raw. So, I use the word cooking to mean “making meals.” But, what I have discovered is that I like the act of chopping vegetables, I don’t mind boiling things into a soup and as long as Joe’s not sick of honey-mustard, I’m quite happy to make our own salad dressing.

…it’s not the reason you might think. Certainly, if I could avoid paying taxes, I would do so; however, this is not the primary reason I would rather live someplace tax-free. My primary reason has to do with the unnecessary and stunning complexity of the tax rules. Today I encountered a particularly delightful example.

Consider an ordinary-looking receipt. I have to process this for my corporate income taxes. I use QuickBooks Pro to do my books, although I imagine this problem exists in all major book-keeping software. I have to enter a tax code for this transaction in order to get the input tax credit (ITC) related to the GST I paid which, I should mention, comes to $2.49. Look at how hard I have to work for my $2.49.

First, I happily choose tax code “S” for standard tax rate (6% GST at the time, 8% GST in Ontario, where this meal was purchased), then happily enter the net amount of $46.30 into QuickBooks. I see that the total is not the $52.10 I expect, but rather $52.78. Whence the extra 68 cents? Not too bad yet, since this pretty common: some items are only taxed at GST, others not at all, and usually it’s clear what’s what. I fiddle for 10 minutes or so before recalling algebra and solving the following system of equations. (Yep!)

Let x be the amount of the bill attracting only GST, and let y be the amount attracting GST and PST.

x + y = 46.30; 0.06x + 0.14y = 5.80

I solve this, but get the ugly y = $37.775, and that can’t be. Perhaps part of the bill attracts no tax at all. Well, 5.80 / 0.14 = $41.43, roughly speaking. That means $4.87 is not subject to tax at all. But what the hell comes to $4.87 on the cheque?!

Oh wait, there’s a .29, another .29 and a third .29, which I know add to .87. Aha! I can’t believe it: the tomato, jalapeño and asparagus do not attract tax because they are fresh produce!

I’m sorry folks, but this is insane. There is no way Eggspectation is doing this correctly. If that were the case, Pizza receipts would require a mathematics degree to figure out, since they use fresh produce (one hopes) in their food, too. Could you imagine if a restaurant itemized your salad and charged you taxes only on the (processed) dressing?!

Whether Eggspectation is computing their taxes correctly or not, shame on Canada for having sales tax rules with the potential to create this situation at all. It’s ridiculous. It wastes time for vendors, book-keepers, tax collectors… sure, it fuels the bureaucracy and gives civil servants jobs, but that’s not why I pay taxes, and I certainly didn’t want to pay for an absurd system like this!

So that’s why I long to live in Andorra, where at least there is almost no income tax. I don’t know about their sales taxes, though… that bears another look. To the point, though, it’s the complexity of the tax system I want to avoid. If we paid a flat sales tax on everything and a flat income tax, then I would be much happier. Happy enough perhaps not to need to leave Canada.

Sarah forwarded me an instant classic diagram, which I tried to reproduce here, but couldn’t, for WordPress-related reasons I don’t understand. Look at the diagram if you want to understand any of the foregoing. I have experienced both in horrid detail and all its glory, respectively.

Our last dwelling in Toronto was, we believe, the last house in Toronto proper to have a septic tank. Being a nearly 100-year-old farmhouse, that might not come as a surprise, but being in Toronto, it shocked us. Sadly, we discovered a, let’s say, flow problem with the tank the hard way. It took too much time and too many of someone else’s dollars (another reason to rent in an expensive city) to fix that problem, but it was fixed long enough for us to push the image out of our minds of a sewage marsh at our front door. Of course, the septic tank connection was replaced with what we understand is an entirely illegal hookup to the city’s storm drain, but frankly, that was never our problem.

Backing up computer systems, though, is a pleasure. It is the primary reason I recommend Mac computers to my friends and family. (Really!) Mac OS X makes disaster recovery routine by minimizing down time when disaster strikes. I have yet to see a backup/restore utility on the Windows platform that allows me to resume working within 5 minutes after a serious hard disk failure. Yes: 5 minutes. At the risk of boring you with geeky details, the key point is that when I back up my computer to an external hard disk (USB or Firewire, it works the same), I make the backup “bootable”. This means that my computer can’t tell the difference between booting from its internal hard disk and an external one. What this really means is that since I have nightly backups, when my internal hard disk fails, I simply boot to the external disk, losing on average half a day’s work, then continue what I was doing. When I can take a suitable break, I survey the damage, either reformat or replace my internal hard disk, then (and this is my favourite part) back up the external hard disk to my shiny new internal hard disk. There is no “restore” in this scenario, only backup, and it’s just a question of which direction. I can even add a second external hard disk while my internal one is out of service and backup external disk 1 to external disk 2 so that I always have a backup to work from. It works beautifully for a few reasons: even a disaster means I can resume working in 5 minutes, I can keep working while I’m waiting to replace my failed disk, and it’s easy to move data onto the new disk when it’s ready. I can even just wait until the next nightly backup at around 1.00 AM. Let me emphasize that I have never seen a Windows backup/restore platform allow me such peace of mind. I used to lose on average two full days restoring from a backup on Windows, including buying the replacement hard disk, reinstalling the operating system and figuring out which files to restore and not to restore. Disaster recovery is routine with a Mac as long as you’re willing to pay about $250+ extra for an external hard disk and a copy of SuperDuper!

We went back to Toronto in December for the first time since our move. Strangely, our first visit wasn’t for family, but for business: we spent two days in Toronto almost as tourists, staying at the Sheraton Centre where I was attending a meeting of the board of the Agile Alliance. Now we’ve stayed in Toronto hotels before, and even quite nice ones, like the Westin Prince, but this was the first time I felt like a visitor to Toronto since I grew up in Brampton. It was a little odd. The following week we came back “for real”, and it felt more like home, even though we mostly stayed outside the city in, of all places, Oshawa. (Ew.)

We visited friends and family for pre-Christmas, a happy accident, since it gave us time to meet up with friends before they got sucked in to visiting only family. I got to see friends from high school, university, and even rode the TTC, even though I had to buy a Day Pass for the first time in over a decade. If it weren’t a business expense, I’d frame it. In the large, of course, Toronto hadn’t changed much in six months, so I don’t quite know what I was expecting. It felt quite familiar, although I truly did sense myself a visitor. Most notably, none of the keys in my pocket opened a lock anywhere in the city. I had nowhere to stay in the city that I could call my own. I wouldn’t be returning up the Yonge line to Sheppard, then getting on the Sheppard line to Bayview, then walking a few hundred meters to the door. I didn’t see Bayview Village on the way out nor on the way home. I did, however, go back to Spadina/Bloor, a neighborhood I hadn’t frequented since my aborted graduate studies at University of Toronto. It was an odd mix.

So what did I get from the First Visit Back? People miss us. It’s a little ironic that we’ll probably see them more now than we did when we lived up to an hour away. Also, we’ve bought a bunch of tickets to Blue Jays games. We’ll probably see 11 or more in 2008, compared to the two or three we got to when we lived there. I suppose I have to admit it: Toronto is now a tourist destination for me, just like New York or Stockholm. Winnipeg is now “the city” for me. I really do live here now.

Free Money Finance posted the 10 most hated money-saving tips according to the comments he’s received over the years, writing over 700 tips.

These aren’t necessarily earth-shatteringly new strategies, but that’s not the point of this list. The point is, these are the common-sense tips to which people claim to be decidedly immune. Do check out the list for yourself, but noteworthy for us is that sitting in the number one hated money-saving tip:

1. Move to a lower cost-of-living city

You can’t say we didn’t invite y’all. That you refuse to take us up on it only leaves more houses for us. (Closing on #6 and #7 currently, by the way.)